My first official car driving experience

I acquired my license and my next goal was to convince my dad for allowing me to drive which I was convincing for at least 3 years now.. Allthough he had allowed me drive sometimes in the traffic and many other ways but this drive which I was asking for was special this would be the first time I would drive with the damn useless license in my pocket.

This started off in the night when I was supposed to go for a dinner to NSCI with my grandparents. My father was more than happy to hand me the car keys. I got very much surprised at this but son realized that the traffic was the major reason for him giving the car keys to me. Man all I wished to is hit the accelator for at least 30 seconds which was impossible. All I was doing is hitting the break and driving the damn car at 10 Kmph and not more than that.

While driving the car I spotted a BMW and thought that these expensive cars are very useless if you expect to drive on our car friendly roads.

Anyways the driving experience was exactly the opposite what I had expected to be.

Getting the license

This job given to me is by far the most difficult job given ... Yes the most difficult job {More difficult than getting a document from my college office or also more difficult than convincing my father for a new cell..

Acene 1:-

Fucking you just enter the RTO area and some idiot dalal's storm as if you are some kind of celebrity entering.. At every corner you have a new guy asking you for what kind of trouble you have and what will he do... and all that crap. They tell you some kinda wired charges and say that they are ready to negotiate.

Scene 2:-

Entered the office somehow....
Found out the guy whom I was supposed to meet... Bloody fat ass he was..(NO WONDER WHY -- HE SITS ON THE GOVERNMENT CHAIR). Asked him how to apply for a learning license told a very wired way which even after hearing it for 2 times I couldn't under stand.. At last asked him how do I get it as soon as possible he said there are many ways.... I understood how...
No matter how determined I was I succumbed to the pressure and had to give him a bribe. Damn I regret it still...

Scene 3:-

Fills the damn form and tells me to sign at some places and after looking at my signature for some 2 to 3 minutes tells me that my signature is damn complicated and difficult to copy... (I thought bloody ass why the heck you need my signature wanna steal money from my account or what...... Even if you want to it's ok all I have is some damn 500 to 700 bucks...) He prepared the form and took me to some idiot officer who had to sign on my so that I can get an approval for my license.

Scene 4:-

In that damn RTO officers hall. That guy's assistant gave me a number for standing in a queue and the number was useless. My agent did nothing and stood in the so called line for 1/2 an hour and fucked my head. At last some how managed to get the signature and then while signing he asks can you see properly or not.. What dumb question is he asking me....

After all I got the learning license in the evening........

That experience was not good at all..........

Link

Very intresting please read what you get...... on your screen..
http://unknowngenius.com/restricted

Zee Sa Re Ga Ma Pa or whatever it is named..

What a use less and full of non sense is the program filled of. Pity the Typical Indian who actually watches and believes the shit what is actually showed on that program.

These type of shows are actually make believes(according to me) and they are actually rehearsed before the actual shoot.

What do you think Diya Mirza has got no other man other that that freaky dwarf Vinit to say "I love you" that she is free enough to say it and also that the guy actually has the fuckin gut s to come up to her and reply "I love you 2 but not more than that" {Don't expect me to understand what kind of PJ was that" and the whole story continues by him having a crush on some unknown female which he says he will reveal after he is crowed the winner of the competition. So freakin made up man..

This happened in today's episode and he sang some shitty bullshit song and everybody was pretty happy about it and also Ismail Durbar actually stands up from his chair {mark this is a very important point the judges never get up from their chair except paid more} and gives him his first earned 50 Rs. note and tells that small guy that he should keep it with him forever and secure it. Is Ismail a fool or he probably fooled the guy buy giving him some note which he must have stolen from his fathers pocket. I am damn sure about it and this is not done they all request the foolish audience in India to vote for him and waste their 6 Rs. so that they get some 2 Rs per SMS send. Nice business strategy.....



This is very funny......

And the Typical Indian which I described actually send an SMS from his/her cell {PROTECTION OF IDENTITY} wasting round about 7 to 8 Rs.




This is called waste of money what say...

Madness in Bloging

Just discovered that blogging is very addictive and also that it can spread very fast. It can be described as a disease but I am sure this one a good one. One of my friends has been the recent victim of this dear disease. All the time all he can think is that he has a blog and is always thinking what should he blog about. We recently went to this dumb abandoned fort in sion built by Shivaji in his time I have no idea for what and also that it more or less used by students like us to study and hangout and ya... most importantly it is used by lovers to hangout (read cuddle). The most funny part is when we left the place he removes his cell and starts clicking photos of what ever he can think about or should I say what ever he thought was good enough for landing up in his blog. He almost clicked pictures any where from some stupid place to a man peacefully sleeping on the bench to a guy sleeping with his book in his hand.

bloging is very much addictive and also that it can spread very fast.





I have no idea why I blogged this???

The typical Indian

This is a description for all of you about how can you define the typical Indian by that I mean to say the Indian lying the cities like Ahemdabad or many others.

Please ready only if you are a Mumbaiikar or should I say Bombayiites as people on the other side refer to us as.

This is a scene described when you take some one from those areas to a mall like High Street phoenix.

Scene I :- We all know that you cant find anything cheaper than 500 bucks in a mall like Lifestyle. The person is finding a top for her formal wear and what does she land up like looking at each and every top just looking and see the amazing design and finding some stupid flaw in it.

I did the crime of going to shop with that person and believe me or not it is worse than fucking going to a flop Hindi movie.

Then after the whole thing is done and you will see that you have nothing in your hand and you are just like a bloody lukha.

You for your own satisfaction you have a frankie and a good one I say.. Damn you have a flaw in that also.. Guess what the flaw can be. There are to many ....... things in it ... That fucking is a long list and also that you land up having one good.

1 more thinggy

I went to pantaloons yesterday and also provogue......

new shirt in the line

good ones I say but damn the price tag is fitting only the bank account of Fardeen himself..

Tuscan Vere is a good brand I like the shirts but not the price tag in it...

ya the david off come up with new perfume man its amazing

and also a new product it is a mix of perfume and deo good one but I didnt like it at all.

ne ways

post later see ya

Time Magazine 2005

This post is gonna be really bad if it doesn't turn out to be good.

So if you are planning to bash me up so please spare me from it.

And also that if you wanna give me any hate mails please leave it in my comment box.

This post is regarding to the article in Time Magazine published this month (Dec).

They have given their Best 23 odd photos of the year 2005. The whole damn year.

If you see the photos you will like to review again about 2005 in your mind.

Here they are ---

(1)

In this picture you see how badly the city of New Orleans was affected because of the Hurricane Katrina.

*This site represents the pain caused by the natrual calamity that shocked many and left many homeless.

2)

Again the havoc caused by the hurricane at the bus station.

*This photo displays the pain caused to many after the hurricane had arrived. See the desperation at each and every individual to get to Huston as there were rumors about the 2nd cyclone.

3)

Looks lie 2 small missiles dropped at 2 different places at the same time.

*Its devastating look what natural calamities can cause to us.

4)

Cant describe this one.

*I just cant describe the pain in ones heart after seeing the photo.

PAIN

5)

No baby don't cry please its gonna go some day or the other.

*Again about the Katrina the small baby is wondering "What Happened to my house?"

6)

YUCK........

*This is dirty and think that it was some ones home first.

7)

From the United states of America to the Indian sub-continent. Devastation never took a break.

*Pakistan and Indian turned into a burial ground after the earthquake.

8)

We cant say it. But the faith in you GOD helps us in doing it.

*People who are used to pray in their mosques they pray in a devastated land caused by .....

9)

I hope the medical services come fast.

*The photo speaks about the pain in the mothers heart for her baby.

10)

Yes the sea was left to show its power that it showed in the lower Indian sub-continent.

*Where is my home?

11)

Preservation of What???

*I am dead but who am I????

12)

Hope to find a home somewhere?

*Where do I go now???

13)

Yes after all its gone.

*Let's play it's not gonna come again.

14)

Yeah I am left right... Says France...

*If not the natural calamity then riots create lot of devastation in France.

15)

Iraq has to be there after the war it's all bombing by whom we have no idea.

*Are you trying to save me or kill me. Says the guy behind the glass.

16)

Thank god I can voe now.

* Iraqis pleasure to vote after many years.

17)

After ALL!!! I can play.

* Yes I can play but I cant find my home..

18)

PAIN PAIN

*Can't describe it.

19)

Matyr

*Dead for(read because) Saddam.

20)

Yes London was left right.

*Some one thought that London would like to hear some firecrackers.

21)

What can I do the war has left me homeless, foodless and shelterless.

*Baby that all I can offer right now.

22)

Everything for a seat in the parliament.

*Sold out everything without thinking.

23)

What is that???

*Scuffed because of what???

24)

The death of the great POPE JHON PAUL II.

Sad but natural.

So after the best photos of 2005 as published by TIME magazine what do you think the year was very pleasant after all right.......

Planning to party on 31st ..........

"THINK AGAIN"

My college is jail...

Yes believe it or not my college is a jail.

In visions once you enter the college you cant get into the college you cant get out when ever you want to.


This is jail you cannot be bailed out also. It is like you are on a non bailable warrant and you are given torture of the worst competitions ever (though there were some excellent ones also) but not worth in mentioning.


I don't like this system in my college......

India is it Developed or Under developed or Developing.. ...... ..... ..... ... READ TO FIND

This is really suprising to me...

Now i came across this Taxi which had a fucking VCD player and not some cheap one it was fucking Pioneer.

I was completely shocked with that sight.


I managed to take some snaps see it if you can digest the stuff.

Now i think you can answer the question which is put up in the title.......

This is shocking....

Indian Airlines

Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

It sucks

This is the worst airlines i have ever flown in my life. Indian Airlines have pathetic service and yes only one goo thing that i got to see Sanjeev Kapoor and Markand Deshpande. Don't think that if there is Sanjeev Kapoor is on the flight that means the food has to be good and very delicious I bet Sanjeev himself must have puked after he ate it. I must tell you that if you think that Markand Deshpande has a bad personality then you are wrong. Yes he does look bad but he has his own personality. Beleive it or not Sanjeev Kapoor was flying Economy class. When I saw i thought he must be flying First class but I was wrong.

But the flight was really bad. It made such a lot of noise that my ears needed to be checked after i landed. The landing and take off were really bad. The fight kept on shaking for 1 hour and 30 minutes. It was really bad and I was particularly very unhappy.

If you take my advice.

Please dont fly Indian Airlines

Delhi

After the dinner at Taj.. Eating Samosa with a fork and knife.. and also after freezing in the cold winter of Agra.
I was off to our capital. This ride was worst then even the ride after the 26/7 deluge happened in mumbai. All the road had was cracks and stones. It was very uneven. But after I reached Mathura we caught the highway and the road was quite better than the one before.

I saw the Rashtrapati Bhavan believe if you have not seen it then you are missing out in seeing one of the most beautiful structures in India. Yes I agree that there are many other thing that are much more beautiful than that. But if half our money goes there than I think it is worth seeing our building.

I have seen the White House and also the Rashtrapati Bhavan now if I am supposed to vote for the best building on an overall basis then I shall vote for our capital...

Not for national pride or anything but for real beauty ....




Ya our capital has good chicks seriously I must tell you they have good gals....

Taj View Dinner

That Taj was really beautiful and also tiring. Well it was not just the Taj it was both the Taj and Agra Fort the walking and Standing for explanations was really tiring for me.

I reached Taj View ( My Hotel) at sone t time around 5:30 and was really shit hungry. Went to my room and had 30 min. rest and was down in the lobby looking for the restaurant. And what do I come to know the dinner time is at 7:30 I was hungry and wanted to hog like anything for my stomach was growling like a hungry Lion.

So I decided to enter the 24 hours coffee shop and ordered for a Dal Mkhani ( I hope the spelling is right) and also I in my state of excitement ordered for Samosa.

When the order arrived I was struck to receive 4 huge (Extra Huge) sized samosa. And yes I was served it with a knife and fork. AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY SAMOSA WITH KNIFE AND A FORK.

So here I start with the fork in my right hand and the knife in my left hand. I felt like I am going to dissect an animal that day. I was so shocked to see my self having my own local food Samosa by dissecting it and really cutting it with a knife.

Anyways that was okay still but think about this when the bill came the damn thing was for 100 bucks I was shicked and felt Like killing that waiter for giving me a 100Rs bill for my local food.

But I must say that samosa were one of the best I had ever tasted in my life till now......

Taj Mahal

TAJ MAHAL ------ Architecture Par excellence...

An architure beauty which can even now give shame to many worlds best monuments.


After flying down to Delhi I drove down to agra and checked in to my Hotel Taj View and after round about 5 min I was off to see the Taj Mahal.
After a quick refreshment in the Hotel I was in my car again for a journey to the Taj Mahal. Reached there in 30 minutes. After parking my car I was insearch of a guide and after a lot of arguments and bargaining I found one who agreed for a good price.

Gosh the tickets are cheap for Indians and very expensive for the Foreigner. What do you expect it to be for an Indian. I first thought it would be free for us to go but realised that I have to give 20 bucks for myself and what about the foreigners it is a mind boggling 750 Rs. I was shocked and I thought when you travel to other countries we even have to pay double the cost of tickets which in rupees comes to a very high amount. I recollect this incidence when I had gone to Disney land (New York) I found out that we had to pay about 10 to 15 $ more than the American National citizen. I now realized that even India does it to an extent.

Any ways I entered the taj mahal which to my mind is very beautiful (read costly). Made of various stones collected from various parts of the world and carved to gather to make it look really beautiful and costly. I cam to know that Shah Jahan never wanted to stop from making another Taj Mahal that one in black and for him self but his cruel son Aurangzeb never let him do his way. I wish he would allow it then we would have 2 twin Taj in our country.

Now there is a lot of security in the Taj and also in other areas such as the Agra fort and the Akbars tomb. In the Taj they do not allow people to go above in the place where there are rooms to stay and also a place where Shah Jahan once sat and saw his wife Mumtaz buried.

A very beautiful place to see but I can easily say that the Indian history is one of the most interesting to read and know about...




BEAUTIFUL VERY BEAUTIFUL ....
A must see for every Indian




Yes one more thing Never buy anything for the given price there has to be more than 50 % to 75% discount some where.

Kingfisher Airlines

How many from here think that Kingfisher Airlines is not so good and will prefer to travel via Indian Airlines or say the Jet Airways. I would like to tell you that you have totally misunderstood the concept of Kingfisher Airlines.

By far after travelling almost all national airlines i can easily say that Kingfisher is a cut above the rest. The pilots are really one of the best available and the Airhostess one of the most beautiful available. No jokes here.


I can easliy list down 5 reasons for flying kingfisher.





1. Nice aircrafts
2. Nice pilots
3. Nice Airhostess
4. Nice food
5. Nice infight entertainment


There are many more if you wanna experince it then you can easily fly kingfisher and experince the good times (Really good times)


I have decided that i am not going to fly any other airlines except Kingfisher.

I really hope they go international

Dehli and Agra

Hi blogging after a long time.

Had gone to Dehli and Agra (Yes to see the Taj Mahal). The Taj is very beautiful (read costly)


I am going to elaborate my trip in different posts soo keep reading.

My college has turned into a school

I hope you guys must be remembering the good old school days when you reach college.

But i witnessed it in my degree college today itself. There was a lecture after our break which I to my own suprise attended. The lecture started with seeing our HOD's face. This is really boring that he comes and tells that you people are kids and need to be spoon fed from day 1. What do you expect him to tell us... He makes us sit at different places and also that he makes sure that 2 best friends are not sitting togather. He makes us feel such that we are in school man i got bugged big time.


And yes there was one more big controversy in our class and man i enjoyed it like anything. I was like just tooooo good.

Will clear the thing afterwards i am in great hurry right now............





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Oops

What the fu** have I posted in the last few days.

I have posted things which i wanted to but very stupidly i think i forgot to have the spelling test done before i post it.

I posted all this stuff before i went to sleep that means what ever i have written can be full of grammatical blunders. I think it is ...

Ya. it is i just read them.

Any ways sorry for all that blunders readers. and also sorry for many more to come.

I wanna post about my college being like a school..

Will do it in some time Rejoice







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Bhai panga ........

This happend after my college ended on Tuesday......

After my college ends i was as usaul in font of my or should i say our Sanwhich wallah i was just standing there and enjoying my Cheese grill sandwhich suddendly this guy on the bike comes very fast tells some thing to a guy sitting with his really bad loooking or should i say "Orthodox" type female and suddendly that guy gets up says bye bye to his gal and runs of in his bike following that guy who came berfore.......


This follows by that first bike guy to came back twice or say thirce to get some guy or the other.

But at the end the guy whom he had a fight with him comes in his car right in fornt of collge and says to some stupid gay looking guy that he has got a punishment for him laughing and will suffer if he does it again and will get hit if he does ir tries do anything...

After that guy says sorry and all and tries to ruch his bike but ends up getting scared and falls from his bike.......


This shows what some jerks can do to some other jerk in the country.......


I could not help laughing at seeing this whole scene..





I have no idea why i posted it ......




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Very scary link

You need to go this link reader...

You have to

http://trunks.secondfoundation.org/files/psychic.swf

How difficult is it to wake up!!!!

I know that some people reading my blog will be very suprised to hear that i cant wake up early in the morning and go to attend college at 7:15 in the morning..

I know if this read by some one in my college all they are going to say is that they getup earlier than what i do and still manage to come on time.. and i like a lazy fat ass doesnt even care to come even if i stay more closer than 90% of the class people. My class is a place that is so full of controversies that had it been liquid than the ocean would have been smaller to fill it up.

Some people have some dumb ego clashes and some have attitude problem some think that the other person is a dumba and to arrogant and aggressive and the other feels that that person is a big time Foolish person and has no sense at all.

I do support the person who thinks that the others are fools coz to an extent he is true and also is my good friend. But still you have some kind of controversies and also that there are some places where the past plays a big role in the whole story......

Well the only thing I can be happy about is that I am luky enough not to be involved in any controversies currently though I had a share of my cake before but I think i have already excreated it out a long time back.

These controversies is very funny to be on the viewers end but very hurting when you are at the receving end of it.


But all this has a bit of point ... That is all people have some thing or the else but they dont take it a higher level... Like some stupid characters undertake........

After A Long TIME

Hello people..............

Blogging after a long time..

I was busy playing the new game Rise of Nations which i have bought and i finished the damn game by conqering the whole world.....

Had fun during it but counldn't resist finding the cheats for the game...

The game is nice but has its own limititations. It is a bit slow at some times the damn technologies is so slow when researching. The TOUGHEST army is comparitivly very easy to defeat. If you see games such as the C&C Generals Zero Hour the hardest army is a bit difficult to defeat and also that the army has a different way to play in it.

But overall it is a very easy game to play. Had fun during the play..

I am searching new strategy games if you know any then please tell me...


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