Trying to make some one jealous?????

Well.. I don't have the exact words to describe this but any ways will try my level best to.
Still i am going to write about this icident which happend to me.... Actullay 2 of them..

Incident 1...

I am boarding the TRAM near my house to go my University. At the Tram stop I see an Indian guy with his Girl Friend or may be his newly married wife. Well we all know that it is quite impossible for us show some sort of love in public such holding hands and things like kissing and such other things. In the bloody whole sense that i am saying that it is very unlikely for many to have any type of cuddling possible on the Streets of Ahemdabad as I think they must be from Ahemdabad from there really Village type Gujrati language. Anyways when they see me and my really sleepy face the guy sees me and then starts cuddling with his partner..I mean WTF??? Why the fuck do you have to start staring at me and then start giggling with your partner and doing stuff... He at first starts shouting things like "Darling tu toh ajje bahu kuda kudi kare che kem tane aje su thai gayu che?" --- "What has happend to you darling why are you so hyperactive today?" I mean why the flying mammoths are you telling it to the whole world... Ass fucker you must have put it in wrong last night and she is getting a fucking after shock / side effect of your ineffective sex medicine asshole..... And above all that the guy is acting do fucking desparate in front of everyone trying to cuddle in the fucking tram which is filled with at least 30 other people who can SEE and UNDERSTAND. That guy is countinously giving me some usual stares with the message in his eyes saying " HEY MOTHER FUCKER STOP BURNING YOUR OWN ASS OFF YOU CANT EVEN COME NEAR A GIRL" haha...

And I am sitting next to thier seat trying to control my own laughter which is so very much trying to come out. I mean to say WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE??? You trying to prove that you are the only ass fucker who can get cosy with some really fat girl whos' looks can give any man a bloody burp/vomit....

Anyways After I got down from the TRAM i had a good time laughing....

Incident 2:-

This time going to the City Library from my university after my lectures I see this guy a bloddy Indian who must have just joined the CQU {Central Quessland University}. Its the worst university i have ever seen.. I mean CQU is 10 floors high in Melbourne and its a fucking university. Alright I countinue with the incident I spot this guy must be something around 6 months old to the new city of Melbourne and he must have his first time he his taking his new found friend which is a Thai or an Indonesean for a date or not a date exactly may be just be togahther for some time. He at first sees me and then tries to get cosy with me trying to get my attention by cleaning his throat loudly .. I mean ASS HOLE if you want my attention then stare at me or somehting like that .. why the hell are you cleaning your throat as if you are just going to give a fucking lecture to a 60 people filled tram. Alright this done.. After getting my attention he removes his cell phone makes a call to some of his stupid friend and starts to impress his friend by flauting his really bad english. "GOT NO FUCKING IDEA WHO MADE HIM CLEAR IN IELTS" but anyways starts flaunting his english to impress his friend and makes a bloddy mistake after a mistake in English.

Got no fucking idea why the hell is he trying to make me jealous.

Man i was irritated after i saw it